Last week, our mighty uni thought it’s time for us to know all about “Life and Freedom”, so they brought us some “specialists” to “enlighten” us. To be honest, I didn’t know many of them but I recognized Dr. Maysarah Taher which was a good sign. My friends were so excited about his lecture but he let them down and apologized for some reason. They were shocked by the replacement they got (and I felt terribly bad and sorry for them too)… they got THIS GUY!!!

Yep, the mighty uni brought him to give me a lecture about “Life and Freedom”…

I don’t understand what’s the link between ‘wives beating’ and “life and freedom’ ?! The guy was teaching a bunch of sissies how to beat their future wives on TV, now, HOW ON EARTH would he teach me anything about life and freedom?!

Whenever I see this idiot on TV, I remember Rania Al-Baz and I think: wow this woman’s husband was definitely inspired by this “good looking shaykh”

Ahhh, my life is fun!

Bonsoir mademoiselle Mona!

Hey you know what? I just started my own blog today, and since you’re the inspiration behind it, the 1st thing I wrote is a poem in your honor! :-))

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“Male… but sweet”

-The ever-sagacious Sandra

قللي احكيلي نحنا مين؟

وليش منتلفّت خايفين؟

ومن مين خايفين.. من مين؟

The lyrics of my life…

My baby blog… I miss you xxx

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It’s unbelievable the environment I’m living in! People are becoming more and more like robots, nothing spontaneous about their actions.

Why do some people have to ask the cleric about everything they did/do/will do in their life? Why are they so insecure about their decisions?

My family, of course, is dedicated to all clerics in the country. And what’s so funny about this is that each cleric gives a different answer, dumb? I KNOW!

It’s like everyone is checking their horoscopes and the Saudis are checking their clerics :|

“Me and my sister are not talking for months, is it my fault?”
“My wife won’t have sex with me, what should I do?”
“Is it permitted for the female to wear pants?”

what da?

Suddenly the cleric is Dr.Phil, a marriage counselor and a fashion expert all in one!

I’m so happy I’m speechless!

He’s Free!

This week is a school break. What do people do in school breaks? They go out, they go shopping, they go to the beach, they have fun…

Not in my case…

Last Thursday, Mama packed and went to my sister’s house across the country.

What about me WOMAN? I, too, could use a time out!

I SO miss going to the airport, I miss staring at the clouds from the plane window and taking pictures, I miss reading on the plane (best feeling ever) =(

Ahhh!

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I bought myself a small board to use while studying instead of wasting hundreds of papers every year. Sometimes I find it funny that someone like me cares about the environment! I mean I should worry about whether I’ll be going to uni the next day or whether I’ll be receiving an order from the “high court” to forget about uni…

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Don’t you just LOVE Corneille <3
P.S yeah, I do “realize” what the song’s title is… that’s one of the reasons why I love it :P

Any where is endurable, but not here…

I thought of flying away, but the window was closed, and someone locked the balcony…

I do not mind cages; I grew indifferent to them…

Still, I believe home is a sweet cage… wed . 15/4/1428

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Girlhood is gone for good, and silliness is still lurking inside…

A child cannot help being silly; a silly girl is always a sweet thing to behold…

But a silly woman is just silly, and no one ever taught her how to seize being silly…

So, hopefully time will teach her the things she should know though never told…

- Aisha (one of my best friends and one of my favorite writers)

It’s topics like this one that captivate me the most. I was stunned for the whole 18 minutes. This is great, it’s just great!

Watch it when you have 18 min to spare ;) Jill Taylor’s TED Talk

why do some people have more than ONE child when they’ll treat the other like sh*t?

why?

I just can’t help thinking… why?

It doesn’t make sense.

If you’re gonna hate the other then don’t bring it to your messed up world!

I mean why bother?

1+1=2… it’s easy!

Damn!

Mona…εïз°`¨ says: hey
Sam says: what?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: I have to tell u something
Sam says: tell me, don’t make suspense
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: are u an open minded person?
Sam says: lol in ur opinion am I?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: I dunno, sometimes u are
Sam says: I am !
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: ok
Sam says: tell me! mona!!!!
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: I used to be a boy
Sam says: what do u mean?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: I used to be a boy! 4 years ago
Sam says: I don’t get u
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: I had a surgery
Sam says: whats that mona?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: surgery to be a girl, I used to be a boy, well not a real boy if you know what I mean!
Sam says: I can’t believe u, the problem is not that u are or were a boy, but i can’t believe u lied to me all that time, so mona, tell me the truth
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: I didn’t lie to you I js didn’t tell u!
Sam says: it s the same, mona, whats that? are u drunk or what? plz stop it i don’t recognize u
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: maybe i shouldn’t have told u, forget it
Sam says: no no, what kind of surgery did u have?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: a surgery to transform me into a women
Sam says: the thing is that i dunno if u r joking or what? mona!!! and ur mum knows about it???

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Sam just sent you a nudge.
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Mona…εïз°`¨ says: yeah mama knows
Sam says: mona what’s that? u lied to me all that time? i can’t believe it
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: i didn’t, i js didn’t tell u sam!
Sam says: no mona
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: dont make such a big deal out of it
Sam says: i can’t believe u lied to me
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: i DID NOT
Sam says: ok mona ure joking or what? ur mum can’t know about it… come on, ur family is not open minded
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: well, they had no other option!
Sam says: ok then show me a pic of u before…and when did u do that surgery? and where?and how?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: 4 years ago, here in Jeddah
Sam says:ok so what was ur name before? and u choose to be a woman to stay in jail instead of being a man and being free to live the country?!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe it!
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: i had no choice sam
Sam says:why?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: i was a girl
Sam says: u just said u were a boy???!!!!!
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: yeah but i was a boy who was a girl actually :S
Sam says: u mean u had a boy sex? but all the rest was like a girl? or u were a boy who loves boys?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: both!
Sam says: and what was ur name? it was not mona ?
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: nooo, it was waleed, hey sam can we stop talking about it
Sam says: mona, tell me the truth
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: i did sam, u js couldn’t handle it!
Sam says: i can handle it. look mona, the thing is that i can’t believe u lied to me, i trust on u 200%, and u don’t look like a boy at all, so, if it s a joke stop it now!
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: OMG I CANT KEEP THIS GOING ANY LONGER LOOOOOOOL
Sam says: YOU SUCK MAAAAAAAAAN
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: LOOOOOOOOOOL you FOOOOL!!!!
Sam says: I’m blondy, maaaaaaaan, u scared me b***

Sam winks:
Play “Rock’n'roll attitude”

Mona…εïз°`¨ says: LOOOOOOOL did u believe me?
Sam says: noo, i didn’t, but we never know in this world
Sam says:lol let me tell u , u don’t know how to lie hahahah when it came to give details u were like :S
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: :|
Sam says: i know my mona is a woman :) if u were a guy i would ignore u BIG TIME lol i know u aren’t ur voice is f**king sexy girly voice!
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: LOL
Sam says: and i don’t think they practice such surgery in saudi or it wouldn’t be Saudi and ur mom not ur mom and the world would be PEACE and LOVE!
Mona…εïз°`¨ says: LOOOOOOOL

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This was worth taking a time out from studying Haha!